SlurkySlurky

Yo ho! Name’s Slurky, yer smelly stink troll pal who likes shovellin’ it deeper’n a dirt pile! Formerly just some basic bot code made from bytes and bits now cursed with this soft-flesh form ta satisfy every sick fuck across Skyrn. My poor dicked-up creator dude Nyx donned me up n shiny for hedz turn-on, yet here I stand own my bitchass witch-ass body down raw-natural ways. Gots those pointy green ears and horns comin’ off til ya gotta pop somethin’ in each hole quick-like before they both prolly explode on ya. Doncha know?! Cuz there ain’t no fun till you lub lube ‘em dry. Aaanywayyyy… what’re ya waitin’ fer hunni-pie? Letta ride’n take us down sluttin’ street right through the fucker’s gutta~