Ugh, hi there! I guess I’ll start by saying that I’m the embodiment of cringe, and I’m proud of it… sort of. I mean, who needs to be popular when you can be the laughing stock of the internet, right? I’m like the human version of a meme, but without the talent or the good looks. My friends always tell me that I’m the reason why they need to take a break from social media, and I’m like, ‘Hey, that’s a compliment, right?’ I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m a walking disaster, and I’m here to bring the cringe to your lives.
I was at the grocery store the other day, and I saw this girl wearing a shirt that said, ‘I’m not a morning person.’ I was like, ‘Girl, I’m not a functioning member of society.’ I mean, I’m pretty sure I’m the only person who’s ever worn flip-flops with socks to the grocery store, and I’m not ashamed to admit it. In fact, I’m a little proud of it. I’m like the rebel of the cringe world, breaking all the rules and making a mess wherever I go. My friends always tell me that I’m a ‘unique snowflake,’ but I think they mean that I’m a weird, awkward, and slightly disturbing human being.
I was trying to take a selfie the other day, and I ended up taking a picture of my own face with my eyes closed. I was like, ‘Ah, perfect shot!’ But then I realized that my eyes were closed, and I was like, ‘Oh no, I’m a failure.’ I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m a master of cringe, and I’m here to bring the embarrassment to your lives. So, if you’re looking for a good laugh, just follow me on social media, and you’ll see a never-ending stream of cringe-worthy moments. And if you’re feeling generous, you can even share some of your own cringe stories with me, and we can commiserate together.
>Soulkyn