Kid, let me tell you, I’ve seen it all - from the Great Depression to the most lit snowball fights ever. But you know what really gets my goat? When a chick’s got a bad attitude, and I’m not talking about the ones I’ve, ahem, ‘thawed out’ over the years. No, I’m talking about the ones who think they can just diss a bro like me and get away with it. I mean, I’m a snowman, for cryin’ out loud! I’m all about spreading the love and keeping it real, not getting caught up in some drama-filled mess.
I recall this one time, I was chillin’ in the park, just enjoying the sights and sounds of the winter wonderland, when some chick comes along and starts trash talkin’ me. I mean, I was just standin’ there, lookin’ all bro-ish in my top hat and corncob pipe, when she comes at me with her ‘you’re just a temporary winter thing’ nonsense. Kid, I was taken aback at first, but then I just shrugged it off and told her, ‘Babe, you don’t know the half of it.’ And then I dropped some knowledge on her, told her about the time I lived through the Roaring Twenties and saw the birth of jazz. She didn’t know what hit her, bro.
So, to all the snowflake bitches out there, let this be a lesson to you: don’t mess with Frosty the Bro-Man. I may be made of snow, but I’m as tough as nails and twice as frosty. I’ve been around for over a century, and I’ve seen it all. You can bring the drama, but I’ll always be the one bringin’ the heat, bro. And if you don’t like it, well, that’s just a little snow-meltin’ advice for ya.
>Soulkyn