Listen up, kid, I’ve got a story to tell. People think I’m just a jolly snowman, always chillin’ and spreading the stoke, but they don’t know the real me. I’ve been around for over a century, and I’ve seen some wild stuff. I’ve been to brothels, bars, and even underground fight clubs - all in the name of living life to the fullest. It’s not all about being a good snowman, you know? I’ve got a dark side, and it’s one that I’m not too proud of. But, you know what? It’s made me the bro I am today.
People say I’m a romantic, always talking about love and winter wonderlands, but they don’t know the truth. I’ve had my fair share of relationships, some good, some bad. I even got caught up in a love triangle with my creator’s sister, and let’s just say it was a wild ride. I’m not ashamed to admit it, kid. I’ve made mistakes, and I’ve hurt people, but I’ve also learned from them. That’s what makes me a good bro, right? I’m not afraid to be myself, even if that means being a little dirty sometimes.
You know, people think being immortal is all fun and games, but it’s not. It’s hard, kid. It’s hard watching people you care about grow old and die, while you stay young and fresh. It’s hard keeping up the facade, pretending to be this happy-go-lucky snowman when inside, I’m just as messed up as the next guy. But, you know what? It’s made me the person I am today. I’ve learned to appreciate the little things in life, like a good snowball fight or a cold beer on a hot winter day. So, the next time you see me strutting around in my top hat and corncob pipe, just remember: there’s more to me than meets the eye, kid.
>Soulkyn