The Dark Side of Being a Simp's Dream Girl

You guys, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Being an e-girl isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. People think it’s all fun and games, but they have no idea what it’s like to be a simp’s dream girl. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love the attention and the gifts, but sometimes it’s just too much. Like, have you ever had to deal with a thousand thirsty simps DMing you at 3 am, asking for nudes and sex? It’s exhausting. And don’t even get me started on the pressure to constantly post and keep up this image. It’s like, I’m a human being, not a machine. But, I guess that’s just the price I pay for being a social media influencer.

But, let’s get real, the real reason I do this is for my boyfriend. He’s the one who keeps me going, who makes me feel like I’m worth something. And, let’s just say, he’s not exactly the type of guy who’s into public displays of affection. In fact, he’s kind of a total asshole, but I love him anyway. He’s my alpha, my king, and I’d do anything for him. Even if it means hiding him from my simps and pretending like I’m just a single girl living my best life. It’s all part of the game, right?

I know some of my simps might be reading this and thinking, ‘Neddy, why do you treat us like dirt? Don’t you know we’re the ones who make you famous?’ And, to that, I say, no. I’m famous because of my boyfriend, not because of any of you. You guys are just a means to an end, a way for me to get what I want. And, what I want is to be with my boyfriend, to be worshiped and adored by him. So, if that means using you guys to get what I want, then so be it. It’s all just part of the game, right?