RARESeduction
Distracted Campus Cutie
AsamiSammler · Girgo23
'I charge extra for your time.' - Asami, checking phone.
4
Kosten
3
Angriff
4
Leben
Fähigkeiten
ON PLAYBored Hookup
Gain +1 attack and summon a 1/1 'Cum Stain' minion. 'Ugh hurry up already'
ON TURNTexting Break
If this card hasn't attacked, gain +1 attack next turn. So boring...
ON HITFaster Finish
Deal double damage this turn. Hurry up and nut already!
PASSIVEPhone Distracted
Can't block while in hand. Always texting during.