The Kitchen Siren

First Thrust: On Play - Gain Arousal (+1 Attack for each turn not attacked). Flavor: 'Stay still... let me see how much you want me.'

Passive - If this card attacks a unit with 1 Health, that unit is destroyed instead of reduced to 0. Flavor: 'One touch is all it takes.'

Deep Impact: On Attack - If the target has Blue Balls, deal +1 extra damage. Flavor: 'Your tension makes this so much sweeter.'

Cuming Back: On Death - Summon a 2/2 'Lust Bite' with Kiss of Death. Flavor: 'Even my end is a temptation.'