Mandy's Morning After

On Play: Gain +1/+1 for each friendly card on the field. If you have no other cards, gain +2/+2 instead. 'Surprise! I was just... practicing.'

On Hit: If the attacker has Titty Trap, this card gains +1 Attack. 'You're staring... I noticed.'

On Turn: At the start of your turn, if this card has been attacked, draw a card. 'I should be embarrassed, but I'm not.'

On Death: Add a 'Lube Leak' to your opponent's deck. 'Leslie will never know about this.'