'Beachside Seductress'

Give a random enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack, up to -3). 'Let's see how long you last, handsome!'

+1 attack if attacking a card with Blue Balls. 'You're so eager, aren't you?'

20% chance to Mind Fuck (control) the attacking card for 1 turn. 'You're mine now, baby!'

Summon a 1/1 Lust Bite (with Kiss of Death) on the field. 'My legacy lives on...'