Valentina's Bedtime Secret

First Thrust: Reveals the next 3 cards in your deck. If any are Vaginari, draw them immediately. (Too eager for secrets!) - X-Ray Vision

Passive: Whenever you play a card with cost 3 or less, gain +1/+1. (The more she works, the stronger she gets!) - Arousal

Deep Impact: On Attack, deal 2 damage to the target and give it Blue Balls. (One hit and you're desperate!) - Rough Ride

Slap Back: When Hit, heal yourself for 2 health. (She loves the rough treatment!) - Addicted