'Ironskin's Fury'

Trasil's synthetic body gives her immunity to poison and disease effects. She also gains +1 attack when attacking a card with STD or Cum Covered status. 'I may not understand magic, but I know how to smash!'

Give an adjacent friendly card +2 health and Titty Trap (taunt) for 1 turn. 'Time for my orcish magic to shine!'

If Trasil hasn't attacked this turn, she gains +1 attack. If she has attacked, gain +1 health. 'A true warrior never rests!'

Summon a 2/2 Cum Stain on the field. Trasil's clockwork body leaves behind a messy legacy. 'My orcish spirit will live on... somehow!'