Alba's Seductive Service

20% chance to Mind Fuck (control) enemy units that attack this card. 'You can't resist my charm, mon amour.'

Gain +1/+1 for each enemy unit with Titty Trap (taunt). 'Let's get this party started!'

Give target enemy unit Blue Balls (-1 attack for 1 turn). 'You'll have to wait your turn, darling.'

Summon a 2/2 Cum Stain on the field. 'My legacy lives on...'