Strict Cartography

When played, gain +1/+1 if an enemy card has 'Titty Trap'. If not, deal 1 damage to a random enemy card. 'Class is in session.'

Whenever this card attacks, the target gains 'Blue Balls' (-1 attack) for 1 turn. 'Stay focused!' (Max 3 times)

When this card dies, summon a 1/1 'Detention Slip' with 'Kiss of Death' to your side. 'See me after class.'

Passive: This card has +1 health if you control a card with 'Submission'. 'I’m in control… mostly.'