'Bedroom Philosopher'

At the start of your turn, if you played a card with cost 3 or higher last turn, gain +1 attack this turn. 'You want my attention? Prove you're worth it.'

If you have 3 or more cards in hand, draw a card. 'Let's see if you can keep up.'

If this card attacked last turn, gain +1 health. 'A good debate leaves me satisfied.'

Shuffle a 'Lustful Lingering' into your deck. 'Even in defeat, I leave a lasting impression.'