'Xecho's Forbidden Kiss'

Xecho whispers eldritch gibberish, confusing an enemy card. Give it Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack, up to -3). 'You're so close, yet so far...'

Xecho's paranoia spikes! She gains +1 attack if there are more enemy cards than friendly cards on the field. 'They're all watching me...'

Xecho's dark magic lingers. Summon a Cum Stain (2/2) on her space. 'My essence remains...'

Xecho craves intimacy. She gains +1 health for each friendly Seduction card on the field. 'I need you...'