The Languid Muse

First Thrust: You may wait one full turn before taking any action. Once you move, all enemy cards suffer from Blue Balls (-1 Attack) for the remainder of the game.

Passive: Every turn, if this card has not attacked, gain +1 Attack for each turn of patience. Savor the buildup.

Deep Impact: When attacking, deal damage normally, but the target also receives 'Arousal' (+1 Attack) for the next turn as they linger in the aftermath.

On Hit: If this card is attacked, it doesn't retaliate. Instead, the attacker gains 'Cum Covered' (-1/-1) for 2 turns as they realize the pace has slowed.