Triple A: Stage Queen

Passive: Your voice carries the weight of the streets. Gains +1 Attack for every 3 mana spent this turn. (Flow is power)

On Play: Drops a bar that hits hard. Draw 2 cards, but give 'Blue Balls' to one random enemy. (Spit a verse)

On Attack: The rhythm takes over. If this attack destroys an enemy, summon a 'Cum Stain' to your field. (Keep the beat)

On Death: The music stops abruptly. Deal 4 damage to all enemies and destroy them if they are 2 Attack or less. (Mic drop)