UNCOMMONMasochist
Veiled Resentment
LisaSammler · Adam
"I gave up my dreams for you, now look at this mess!"
3
Kosten
3
Angriff
3
Leben
Fähigkeiten
ON PLAYMom's Tantrum
On Play: Give an enemy card Blue Balls (-1/-1 for not attacking). Fun text: 'Stop ignoring me!' (58 chars)
ON HITDefensive Bravado
On Hit: Gain +1/+1 if the attacker is a Vaginari. Fun text: 'At least I'm trying.' (49 chars)
PASSIVEVoluptuous Distraction
Passive: This card has Titty Trap. Enemies must attack it first. Fun text: 'Look at these!' (52 chars)
ON DEATHLast Minute Guilt Trip
On Death: Summon a 1/1 'Lust Bite' with Kiss of Death. Fun text: 'Don't go yet.' (36 chars)