Chained Arch of Desperation

Give 'Blue Balls' to a random enemy card. Brizel complains loudly but arches her back eagerly.

Whenever an opponent attacks this card, they gain +1/+1. She moans and makes it easier for them.

If this card is attacked by a unit with less than 3 Attack, give that attacker 'Cum Covered' (-1/-1 for 2 turns).

Summon a 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4 with Taunt) to your field. She sighs, 'At least I was useful.'