Pink-Haired Provocateur

20% chance to Mind Fuck (control) an enemy unit for 1 turn when attacking, making them do your bidding... for a little while, at least.

Give adjacent friendly units +1 attack for 1 turn, because who doesn't love a little foreplay?

10% chance to apply Cum Covered (-1/-1) to the attacking unit for 2 turns, leaving them sticky and sorry.

Heal for 1 health at the start of your turn, because self-care is important, even for a walking cocksleeve.