Kitchen Defiance Twins

First Thrust: Give an enemy card 'Blue Balls'. "Watch them squirm while we smirk internally."

Slap Back: Deal 1 damage to the attacker. "We take the hit, but we always have a comeback."

Cuming Back: Summon a 1/1 'Cum Stain' with 'Kiss of Death'. "Even in defeat, we leave a mark."

Deep Impact: If this card attacks, give it 'Horny' (+1 Attack per adjacent friendly). "The more we fight, the angrier we get."