Maud of the Manor

First Thrust: On Play. Draw 1 card. Maud is eager to serve and gets a head start on her duties. (Draws her into the action quickly.)

Passive. If Maud is attacked, she gains +1/+1 for the rest of the game. Her submissive nature makes her stronger with every rough encounter. (Endures the pain, grows stronger.)

On Hit. Add a 'Cum Stain' (2/2) to your hand. The master leaves his mark everywhere. (A sticky reminder of her service.)

Cuming Back: On Death. Restore 3 Hero Health. She gave everything she had, and now she rests in peace. (A pure sacrifice for her lord.)