Ashe: The Expedited Nudist

ON PLAY: Draw 1 card. If your opponent has more cards in hand, gain +1/+1 for the rest of the game. Ashe cut corners, now you reap the benefits.

ON TURN: At the start of your turn, if this card hasn't attacked, deal 1 damage to all enemy cards in hand. The guilt is eating her alive.

ON ATTACK: Add a random 'Lube Leak' (0/4) to your deck and a 'Cum Stain' (2/2) to the field. Flour, fluid, and mess everywhere.

SLAP BACK: When attacked, reduce incoming damage by 1 and heal this card for 1. 'It's not what you think, I swear!'