'Gurgle'Ah's Mischief Brew'

Give an enemy card Blue Balls (reduce attack by -1 each turn it doesn't attack, up to -3)

If you have no cards in hand, draw a card and gain +1/+1 for this turn

+2 attack if the target has Blue Balls status. If this kills the target, add a Cum Stain (2/2) to your field

Destroy all enemy cards with Blue Balls status and summon a Lustful Lingering (1/4 with Titty Trap) on your side of the field