Janine's Intimate Service

Titty Trap: Provocative/Taunt - All enemy cards are distracted by these tits and can only attack this card

Give 'Blue Balls' (-1 attack for 1 turn) to an enemy card of your choice

20% chance to Mind Fuck (control) the target for 1 turn

Summon a 'Cum Stain' (2/2) on the field, and give it 'Arousal' (+1 attack for each turn it's not attacked)