Rowan of the Wild Bloom

Rowan enters the field. Since she doesn't bathe, she is frozen for 1 turn but gains +1/+1 health after the freeze breaks. (Swamp musk amplifies power, but makes her shy to look at.)

When Rowan attacks, she trips, dealing -1/-1 to the target for 1 turn. If the target is adjacent to an enemy, they get 'Blue Balls' (-1 attack per turn).

On death, the Celtic cross tattoo glows. Summons a 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4 Taunt) card to the field from the deck.

When hit, the sunflower tattoo on her arm blooms, dealing +1 damage to the attacker and applying 'Cum Covered' (-1/-1) for 2 turns.