'The Porcelain King'

Sprays a random enemy card with its bidet, dealing 1 damage and giving it Blue Balls (-1 attack for 1 turn). 'Time to get wet!'

If the target has Blue Balls, deal an additional +1 damage. 'You should've wiped better!'

Flushes itself, destroying all cards with Blue Balls. 'Going down the drain!'

+1 health for each card with Blue Balls on the field. 'Feeding on your misery!'