Executive Seductress

Give a random enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack). 'You're distracted already.'

+1 health if an enemy card has Blue Balls. 'The more they struggle, the stronger I become.'

+1 attack if attacking a card with Blue Balls. 'Their frustration is my fuel.'

-1 attack to the attacking enemy card. 'You'll learn to control yourself around me.'