'Peyton's Ravenous Seduction'

Give Blue Balls to all enemy cards. Draw a card and gain +1 mana next turn. 'Let's see how long you can last, darling.'

+2 attack if target has Blue Balls. 'The raven's call is irresistible.'

Destroy all enemy cards with Blue Balls. 'Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore'.'

+1 health for each card in your graveyard. 'In death, there is beauty.'