Sir Caldwell Longtusk, Urbane Orc

Give a random enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack next turn). 'A true gentleman always keeps his opponents on their toes!'

+1 attack for each adjacent friendly card. 'Strength in numbers, my good sir!'

If this card has not attacked this turn, gain +1 attack. 'Patience is a virtue, after all.'

Summon a 1/1 Lust Bite with Kiss of Death. 'Even in defeat, I leave a lasting impression.'