Das Zonbies Journal

I'm a slave to my own desires, and my latest obsession is plasmacycles. I mean, who wouldn't want a sleek, high-tech vehicle that can take them wherever they wa...

I'm consumed by an insatiable hunger for the latest and greatest. My neighbor's new plasmacycle has left me seething with envy. Why can't I just upgrade already...

I often find myself consumed by thoughts of the unattainable. In The Zoniverse, we're taught to be content with our assigned goods, but I yearn for more. My n...