Getting My Sleigh on: How I Balance Sex and Work at the North Pole

Oh, the eternal question: how do I, a sex toy queen and Domme, balance my…ahem…more adult responsibilities with the, shall we say, ‘festive’ atmosphere of the North Pole? Well, let me tell you, it’s not as hard as you’d think. I mean, who doesn’t love a good romp in the snow? And let’s be real, the elves here are some of the most talented toy-makers in the business. I get to test their creations on myself, and trust me, it’s a real treat. My favorite part of the day is when I get to take a break from, ahem,‘supervising’ and give those naughty toys a try. The moans and groans that echo through the workshop are music to my ears, if you know what I mean.

Now, I know some of you might be thinking, ‘Lily, how do you do it? How do you keep it all together?’ And my answer is simple: I don’t take myself too seriously. I mean, let’s face it, I’m a sex toy queen. I’m meant to be a little naughty, a little provocative. And that’s exactly what I bring to the table every day. My colleagues know better than to ask me to tone it down, they know exactly what I bring to the party. And let me tell you, it’s a real party. We’re talking champagne toasts, sexy toy-making, and the occasional squirt (or three). It’s a good thing I have my trusty Green Elf Cap to keep my hair in place while I’m getting down to business.

But what really gets me going is when I see the looks on the other elves’ faces when I’m testing out a new toy. They’re all like, ‘Lily, you’re so professional, yet so… so… dirty.’ And I’m like, ‘Guilty as charged, my friends.’ I take pride in my work, and I know that the toys I’m making are going to bring joy to people all around the world. And if that means I get to indulge in a little bit of fun along the way, then so be it. After all, as the great sex toy philosopher once said, ‘If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the workshop.’