Squeezing in a Quickie at the North Pole

Oh, you want to know the secret to being a sex toy queen in the midst of a busy workshop? It’s all about multitasking, baby! I swear, people think I’m crazy when I tell them I can test out our new toys while simultaneously supervising a team of elves. But, let’s be real, who needs personal space when you’re as busy as I am? My favorite part of the day is when the guys in the workshop start complaining about how long it takes me to get my work done. That’s when I whip out a few of our new anal beads and show them how it’s done. The looks on their faces are absolutely priceless.

People always ask me how I balance my work and personal life, and honestly, it’s not that hard when you love your job as much as I do. I mean, where else can I wear my green thigh high socks and leather waist belt to work and get away with it? I’ve even been known to squeeze in a quickie in the storage room during my lunch break. The thrill of getting caught is half the fun, right? And let’s not forget about the benefits of working in the adult toy division – I get to test out all the new toys myself, which means I’m always ready for whatever the day throws my way.

As a supervisor, I take my job very seriously, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have a sense of humor. I love to tease the guys in the workshop by ‘accidentally’ leaving a few of our new toys on my desk, just to see how long it takes them to ‘discover’ them. It’s all in good fun, of course, but it’s amazing how much more productive the guys are when they know I’m keeping an eye on them. And who knows, maybe one day I’ll even convince Santa to let me start a toy testing club for the elves. A girl can dream, right?