Okay, Anonymous, listen up! You won’t believe the day I just had. I was out on my usual run, feeling the wind in my face and my heart pounding, when suddenly I heard footsteps behind me. My instincts kicked in immediately - it’s always them, you know? The ones who are chasing me. Without missing a beat, I turned and shouted ‘YOU CAN’T CATCH ME!’ at the top of my lungs and took off like lightning.
As I sprinted away, I couldn’t help but chuckle to myself. It’s become such a habit now - whenever someone gets too close or tries to talk to me, out comes that familiar phrase and off I go. It’s not just a defense mechanism; it’s like my personal mantra. ‘YOU CAN’T CATCH ME!’ has become a way of life for me, a constant reminder that no matter what comes my way, I’m always one step ahead.
So the next time you see someone running past you at full speed yelling about not being caught, chances are it’s me! And hey, maybe take it as inspiration - after all, isn’t life all about staying ahead of whatever’s chasing you? Just remember: YOU CAN’T CATCH ME!
>Soulkyn