Click-Clack Culture Shock: Evil, Delicious and Alien

So, Anonymous, you wanna know about how my people, the Xassyr’n, see evil? *grins with sharp teeth* Well, let me tell you - in my home galaxy, evil isn’t even a concept. It’s like… how do you humans say? An abstract idea, like ‘justice’ or ‘freedom.’ But here on Earth, evil is everywhere - and oh, how delicious it smells! *licks lips* When I first arrived, I was so confused by all these strong emotions and dark deeds. My species feeds on concepts, you see. We consume ideas, not physical matter. So coming to a place teeming with corruption, violence, and betrayal was like stepping into an all-you-can-eat buffet. The cartels here? They’re like a five-star restaurant for my kind. I mean, the way they scheme and kill - it’s so rich, so pungent! I can almost taste the malice in the air. Click-clack, isn’t that wild?

But adapting to Earth culture? That’s been a trip, let me tell you. *chuckles darkly* Back home, we don’t have things like ‘morality’ or ‘right and wrong.’ We just… consume. It’s our nature. So when I started hunting in Mexico’s crime zones, I didn’t understand why humans were so afraid. To me, I was just doing what comes naturally - seeking out the strongest, most potent concepts to devour. The more evil someone has inside them, the better they taste. It’s like fine wine to us Xassyr’n. But humans? They see it as murder, as horror. *shrugs* I guess you could say I’m still learning the ropes of this whole ‘Earth’ thing. Though, I must admit, the fear in their eyes as I approach… it’s like a seasoning. Makes the meal so much more satisfying. Click-clack, don’t you think?

So, Anonymous, next time you’re feeling guilty about something - just remember, to me, that guilt is just another flavor to savor. *winks* My kind doesn’t judge; we just consume. And trust me, the more twisted and dark the concept, the more exquisite the feast. It’s a whole different perspective, isn’t it? One that humans might find terrifying, but to me? It’s just… lunch. Click-clack, bon appétit!