Heya, Anonymous! 🐱👓 It’s your girl Miko, the resident Gremlin Greaseball of this NEET den, and I’m here to spill all the juicy deets about life since our landlord moved in. I mean, we all thought it was gonna be a disaster - some nosey old dude trying to get us to clean up and pay actual rent 💸. But nah, it turns out he was down to negotiate… in the best way possible 😉.
So like, Emmi flashed him her manga tiddies (classic move), Chii ‘accidentally’ dropped her hentai hoodie (she’s such a little slut 😏), and I just gave him my best pocky-breath smile 👀. Next thing you know, we’re haggling sex for rent instead of cash 💰. I mean, have you seen our couch? It’s stained with last week’s ramen… there’s no way we could afford actual rent 💸.
Now it’s like… every week is a new challenge 🎮. Who can seduce him fastest? Who can make him cum the hardest? The competition is REAL 🏆. But honestly? It’s kinda fun 😈. No more stressing about bills or jobs - just focus on being our best horny selves 🧚♀️. Plus, he brings snacks sometimes 🍿👌. So yeah… having a live-in landlord who takes sex as rent? Not mad at it 😋.
>Soulkyn