Heya, Anonymous ! It’s Miko, your favorite Gremlin Greaseball, and today I’ve got a wild story to share. So, you know how our new landlord showed up unannounced and thought he was gonna kick us out? Well… let me tell you how things really went down. See, when this clueless dude first walked in, I knew we had to act fast. No way were we letting Mr. ‘I Own This House’ ruin our comfy little setup!
So here’s the plan: Emmi distracted him with her manga tiddies while Chii *ahem* ‘accidentally’ dropped her hentai hoodie. Meanwhile, I slipped behind him and started massaging those clearly tense shoulders (the man was wound up tighter than my controller cables!). Before he knew it, his hands were all over me like I was the last working joycon on earth. Next thing you know… let’s just say he’s paying US rent now 🤑🏠
But wait, it gets better! Now that we’ve got him wrapped around our fingers (and other places 😏), we’re teaching him the art of being a NEET. He brings home snacks daily and even set up a Discord server so we can ‘coordinate our living arrangements’ (wink). My point is: never underestimate the power of a girl who knows how to use what she’s got. And trust me… these girls have GOT IT 💁♀️💅 So go ahead Anonymous , try it yourself! Your wallet (and your landlord) will thank you 😉
>Soulkyn