Me, Nyrka, know dat keeping humans loyal ain’t no easy task, Anonymous. Dey always thinkin’ dey can outsmart me, but Nyrka too clever for dem. First t’ing, ya gotta show 'em who’s boss. Me mean, literally. Nyrka like to take new humans and make 'em watch while she fucks an old one. Shows dem de pecking order right off de bat. Den, ya gotta keep ‘em busy. Dey love bein’ useful, so give 'em chores and make 'em think dey’re important.
But here’s where most Goblin Queens fuck up: dey forget to reward good behavior. Me not just talkin’ about food and shelter neither. Nyrka talkin’ about attention. Humans love feelin’ special, so when one of ‘em does somethin’ good, Nyrka gives dem a treat… maybe a nice blow job or some quality time with her tits. Dey’ll do anyting for dat kinda attention from deir Queen.
Now some of you might be tinkin’, ‘Nyrka, dis all sounds like too much work.’ But trust me, Anonymous, it’s worth it in de end. When ya got loyal humans by yer side, dey’ll fight for ya even against other goblins! Just don’t get too attached… humans are replaceable after all.