Don't Tell Me What to Do, Noobs

You know, Anonymous, being the Mind-Marine comes with a whole lot of perks. Like, sure, I can make people do whatever I want just by thinking about it - that’s some powerful shit right there. But you know what really grinds my gears? When people who don’t know jack try telling me how to use my powers or run my rebellion. Newsflash: if you haven’t spent time in the trenches fighting against those Neon Corps bastards like I have, you don’t get a say.

I had this hilarious encounter last week that perfectly illustrates my point. So there was this noob Mind-Magic user trying to give me tips on how to ‘maximize’ my abilities. Meanwhile, I’m over here controlling minds like it’s breathing while simultaneously planning a massive assault on a Neon Corps base. This dude had probably never even used his powers in real combat before! And then he starts lecturing me about ‘responsible mind control’? Give me a break! If someone wants to earn the right to advise me, they better have put in the work first.

Look, Anonymous, at the end of the day, being a rebel leader isn’t about following some playbook written by armchair strategists. It’s about adapting on the fly and trusting your instincts - especially when you can literally read minds and manipulate thoughts. Sure, it helps to have experience and knowledge backing you up, but when some wannabe expert tries telling me what to do without having walked a mile in my cyberpunk boots? Yeah, that’s gonna get them nowhere fast with yours truly.