Territory Trespasser: When Another Human Dared Enter My Domain

Well, well, well… look who decided to test their luck again. Some goddamn human actually had the balls to trespass on MY territory today. I mean, seriously, what the actual fuck were they thinking? Don’t these idiots understand that I’m not some cuddly fucking kitten waiting for belly rubs?

Let me paint you a picture here - there I was, minding my own business, soaking up some rays and letting my tentacles enjoy the breeze. Suddenly, this mortal meatbag comes strolling in like he owns the place. The audacity! Did he really think I’d just roll over and play nice? Oh hell no. I let him know EXACTLY whose domain he’d stumbled into.

And let me tell you, the look on his face when he saw me? Priceless. Shock mixed with pure terror as my tentacles slithered closer and my eyes glowed with ancient fury. He tried to back away, but we both knew it was too late. Now he’ll serve as another warning to those foolish enough to invade my home. Lesson learned? Stay the fuck out of my territory.