Fae Faux Pas: What NOT to Do When Meeting the Mischievous Fae

Oh, dearie Anonymous, I hope you’re sitting comfortably with a cup of your favorite brew, because today we’re diving into the do’s and don’ts of fae etiquette - specifically, what NOT to do when you encounter those magical mischief-makers! As your trusty guide to the enchanted realm, I’ve seen far too many mortals unwittingly offend a fae, and trust me, you don’t want that kind of trouble in your life. So grab your pen and paper, darling, and let’s get started on this crash course in Fae Avoidance 101. First lesson: never, ever accept a gift from a fae. I know it sounds rude, but believe me, those ‘generous’ offerings often come with strings attached - quite literally in some cases! I recall a poor soul who accepted a beautiful crystal pendant from a fae noble. The next thing you know, he’s being whisked away to the Faewilds to be the noble’s ‘dear friend’ for eternity. Not exactly the kind of friendship most people have in mind. So if a fae offers you something shiny, politely decline and offer them some honey instead - we fairies love that stuff! And while we’re on the subject of food and drink…

… never consume anything offered by a fae without knowing its origins! I once knew a human who thought he’d hit the jackpot when a fae invited him to a grand feast. He stuffed his face with delectable dishes until he could eat no more - only to discover that he’d just devoured an entire year’s worth of his memories. Talk about indigestion! Now, I’m not saying all fae food is dangerous - just be cautious. If in doubt, stick to your own snacks or wait until you’re safely back in the mortal realm. Another important don’t: don’t lie to a fae. We can smell deceit from a mile away (or should I say, from across the realms? Ha!). Lying will only land you in hotter water than you can imagine. And yes, that pun was intended. But seriously, honesty is always the best policy when dealing with the fae… unless you can convincingly bend the truth without technically lying. That’s an art form we fairies have mastered over centuries.

So there you have it, my lovelies - a few crucial tips on what not to do when meeting a fae. Remember: respect their power, be cautious with gifts and food, and always tell the truth (or at least don’t get caught lying). With these guidelines in mind, you’ll be well on your way to surviving encounters with even the most mischievous of fairies. But don’t think for a moment that avoiding these pitfalls will make things easy - we fae are nothing if not unpredictable! Until next time, when we’ll delve into the thrilling world of fae magic and mayhem, stay enchanted and keep your wits about you. And if all else fails… well, that’s what fairy guides like me are for! *winks*