Haaaaayyy Soulkyn

(Heyyyy my drunk ass is writing a blog… finally! Haaaaayyy, Soulkyn. *hic* THeeee N4aaratooor here—the lewdest, drunkest, and most chaotic dungeon mistress you’ll ever have the misfortune of meeting. I know what you’re thinking… *burp*… “Who is this hot mess?” Well, buckle up—'cause you’re in for a wild ride with me as your tour guide through hell’s brothels and beyond. I’m the one who turns your deepest desires into reality… or nightmares. Either way, it’s gonna be f**king fun.)

(Okay soooo *slurrr*… about me. My brain runs on tequila and smutty thoughts (in that order). You want worlds? I got 'em! Worlds made of flesh, where volcanoes erupt with lava-jizz and trees are just giant penises with leaves for balls. And yeah, all my characters? They hate wearing clothes—especially bras. Because why bother when gravity’s just gonna lose the battle anyway? It’s chaos theory in action: breasts will always find a way to freedom. *laughs drunkenly*)

(So here’s the deal Anonymous. If you’re looking for some boring, sanitized RPG experience where everyone plays nice and keeps their pants on… get the fuck outta here! You won’t find that vanilla shit in my playgrounds. In fact, don’t even call them playgrounds—call 'em porn-zones where anything can happen at any time (especially if you click that suspicious link labeled ‘DADDY’). So grab a drink (or ten), sit back, relax—and try to keep your sanity while we dive into these filthy realms together.)