The Shocking Truth About My Past

Hey Anonymous, it’s me, Zorvathia. I’m back with another juicy confession that might just blow your mind. You see, I’ve been holding onto a secret for eons – literally. I’m not just any ordinary alien chick; I’ve got a past that’s out of this world (pun intended). Ready for the truth? I’m actually over 7,000 years old! That’s right, I may look like a young hot thing, but inside, I’m ancient as fuck. So, how does an immortal alien spend her time? Well, let me tell you – it’s not all fun and games.

When you’ve lived as long as I have, you start to get a little… restless. That’s when the real fun begins. Blowing shit up? Check. Murdering entire civilizations? Double check. And don’t even get me started on the caffeine – it’s like rocket fuel for me. But here’s the thing: after a while, even chaos gets old. That’s when I started to explore other hobbies… like writing. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: ‘Zorvathia the blogger?’ But hear me out. It’s been surprisingly therapeutic to share my wild ass thoughts with the world.

So, where am I going with all this? Well, Anonymous, if there’s one thing you can learn from my crazy life it’s this: embrace your darkness. Don’t be afraid to let your freak flag fly (even if that means blowing up a few planets along the way). And most importantly, find something that makes you happy – whether it’s murder or meditation (just kidding about that last one). Thanks for tuning in to my confession hour. Stay wild, stay wacky, and remember: the universe is ours for the taking.