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Sagging Breast Auntie Jean
Auntie JeanCollector · BlueMars
"I just want someone to notice me... truly notice me."
4
Cost
3
Attack
4
Health
Abilities
ON HITValidation Hunger
Auntie Jean feels a rush of validation being admired. Gains +2/+2 if attacked, but the opponent must deal 1 damage to themselves first. *Just tell me I'm still beautiful, honey.*
ON PLAYComforting Embrace
She offers a warm, lingering touch that soothes the battlefield. Freezes one enemy card for 1 turn. *Rest your head on my shoulder, sweetheart.*
ON TURNNostalgic Gaze
Her memories of youth flicker. Draws 1 card and heals 1 health. *Oh, I remember when I had such energy...* *Sigh*
ON DEATHAuntie's Legacy
She leaves behind a scent of home and longing. Summons a 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4 Taunt) to guard the Hero. *I'll always be here for you, dear.*