MYTHICALChaos
The Electric Funk Rock Anthem
Winston DynamicCollector · BlueMars
Lyrics are nonsense but the stage presence is lethal!
6
Cost
7
Attack
6
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYStage Presence Explosion
Summon 2 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4 with Titty Trap). Give all friendly cards +2/+0. Fun: The crowd goes wild!
ON ATTACKFunk Shred
If this card attacked last turn, deal +3 damage and apply 'Cum Covered' to the target. Fun: Guitar solo overload!
ON HITChain Reaction
Draw a card. If you draw a 'Vaginari', gain 'Horny'. Fun: Wallet chain jingle!
ON DEATHAnthem of Nonsense
Restore 15 health in random chunks from your deck bottom. Shuffle your graveyard into your hand. Fun: Encore! Encore!