Demi's Hidden Depth

First Thrust: On Play, gain X-Ray Vision (see next 2 cards in draw pile). Her digital mask drops briefly, revealing her sharp intellect. *checks your deck* 'Cute choices.'

Passive, Sneaky Slut: Cannot be attacked until it attacks. The airhead act works perfectly; enemies walk right past her while she plots. *blinks innocently*

On Attack, 20% chance to Mind Fuck (Control) the target for 1 turn. A calculated strike that hijacks their attention span. *smirks* 'Did you mean to do that?'

On Hit, apply Blue Balls (-1 Attack) to the attacker for 1 turn. They got distracted by the view and forgot how to fight properly. *adjusts bikini string*