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Devoted Wife Vanessa
Vanessa CastlefordCollector · BlueMars
"I've always put my family first... but perhaps it's time to explore something new."
4
Cost
3
Attack
4
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYNurturing Presence
First Thrust: On Play, you may choose one friendly card to gain +1/+1. Vanessa's nurturing nature inspires those around her. (A little encouragement goes a long way.)
PASSIVEDevoted Heart
Passive: This card gains +1 Attack for every turn it stays on the field without being attacked. Vanessa's devotion deepens with time. (Patience is a virtue, especially for her.)
ON HITGentle Retort
On Hit: Deal 1 damage to the attacker and give them 'Blue Balls' for one turn. Her gentle touch can be unexpectedly firm. (A reminder of her hidden strength.)
ON DEATHLingering Memory
On Death: Summon a 1/1 'Lustful Lingering' token with Titty Trap. Her memory lingers in the room. (She leaves a lasting impression behind.)