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COMMONSeduction

Orientation Girl

Futaton College
Collector · BlueMars

"Don't stare at the board... stare at me." (Most of the chalk is illegible anyway.)

Back
1
Cost
2
Attack
2
Health
Abilities
ON_PLAYOrientation Week

First Thrust: Gain +1/+1 for each adjacent enemy card. (Smells like fresh ink and desperation.)

ON_HITReflexive Flinch

Passive: When attacked, deal 1 damage back to the attacker. (It's a reflex, not a choice.)

ON_ATTACKTuition Fee

On Attack: If the target is a 'Virgin' card, give it 'Blue Balls'. (Academic pressure builds.)

ON_DEATHCleanup Duty

Cuming Back: Return a 'Lube Leak' to your hand. (The mess remains.)