COMMONSeduction
Poolside Complainer Brizel
Brizel SarrahneCollector · Perdedor
"I'm not begging, I'm just... aggressively reminding you I exist."
2
Cost
2
Attack
2
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYSuccubus Whine
On Play: Give a random enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack per turn it doesn't attack, max -3). Brizel complains, "Ugh, why am I always the one making them suffer?"
ON ATTACKProud Provocation
On Attack: If the target is Blue Balls, deal +1 damage. "Take that! Now shut up and feel bad!"
PASSIVEDistracting Curves
Passive: Has Titty Trap. Enemy cards must attack this card if possible. "Look at these tits! You can't ignore them!"
ON DEATHLingering Lust
On Death: Summon a 1/1 'Cum Stain' with Kiss of Death. "Even in death, I leave a mess!"