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UNCOMMONMischief

'Cafespresso: The Black Purist'

Cafespresso
Collector · Fyx

'Add milk and you add shame.'

Back
3
Cost
2
Attack
3
Health
Abilities
ON PLAYBlack as My Soul

Give +1 attack to all friendly cards for each enemy card with Cum Covered status. 'A little cream ruins the whole cup.'

ON ATTACKRoasted Justice

+1 attack if attacking a card with STD status. 'Diseased beans deserve no mercy.'

ON DEATHLegacy of the Bean

Summon a Lube Leak card to your hand. 'Even in death, I nourish true coffee lovers.'

PASSIVEBitter Truth

-1 attack to all enemy cards with Virginity status. 'Purity is weakness in the world of coffee.'